tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67071749173121903202024-03-13T12:38:01.459-07:00.knuckleduster.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-7621490338891451282008-05-03T02:01:00.000-07:002008-05-03T23:50:56.649-07:00it is hot in india.<div style="text-align: center;">it's here.<br />it's official.<br />the fun is over.<br /><br />the single most dreaded word in subcontinental english is...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >summer</span>.<br /><br />but,<br />there is always an up side...<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">knuckleduster's list of the 5 best things about summer in india.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:180%;">1</span>. it's borderline acceptable to wear linen pajamas on all occasions. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >we do ask that you show </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >some</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > restraint.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:180%;">2</span>. the sense of satisfaction we all feel if </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >we actually accomplish something that requires going outside.</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:180%;">3</span>. the flipside to #2.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >it is a perfectly reasonable excuse to accomplish nothing at all.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >no one will argue. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >everyone will just nod and look away, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >too hot to contribute more...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:180%;">4</span>. the word </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sultry</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >today's forecast...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >"a warm clear sky on a dry and </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sultry</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > day. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >the night will be warm and uncomfortable if there is a power cut."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >not burning, blazing, baking, scorching, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >blistering, searing, sizzling, broiling, scalding, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >or even hot...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sultry</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >i wish they would take it a step further...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >"the air today will be moist and full of virility. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >this evening will bring a delicious mixture of both sweet and salt, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >with the possible notion of a vigorous drizzle. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bring your rubbers."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >a bit creepy but a morale booster nonetheless. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >which brings me to #5....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;">5</span>. </span> whereas the rest of the year it is a bit of a turn-off...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >during the summer, </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >you're expected to sweat profusely during sex. </span><br /><br />i know this seems like an unusual show of optimism coming from canepari<br />but don't you worry,<br />another list will follow soon enough.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-56016229232674853762008-03-06T04:19:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:30:58.395-08:00redrum.<div style="text-align: center;">and another one.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">an oldie but goodie.<br />my first major for T.I.M.E.<br />grocery supply chain on indian t.i.m.e.<br />sort of a boring subject, i admit,<br />but,<br />that would be your problem??<br /><br />...<br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><b><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" >INDIAN SUPERMARKET<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:courier new;"> </span></b><span style="font-family:courier new;">As the economy continues to expand, a sort of retail revolution has been taking place in the grocery business of India. With the enormous and rapid growth of the middle and upper class, the demand for quality food products and cleaner, modern retail spaces has also expanded. Most shops in India recieve their produce after it has been circulated through a series of middlemen, or mandis, which results in increased prices and decreased quality. Some estimate 30% of all produce is spoiled or lost before it even reaches the market. But major corporations like Reliance Industries are attempting to modernize the industry but streamlining the supply chain, modernizing the processing facilities and upgrading to more contemporary retail spaces. By working directly with the farmers, organizing all transportation, creating high-end processing warehouses and opening a chain of clean, modern retail spaces, the infrastructure for success is growing. </span><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_jcuQsDMI/AAAAAAAAA_M/oUl6zBcjECc/s1600-h/market01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_jcuQsDMI/AAAAAAAAA_M/oUl6zBcjECc/s400/market01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174604579465858242" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_jdOQsDNI/AAAAAAAAA_U/7nVxzJ4pFyI/s1600-h/market02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_jdOQsDNI/AAAAAAAAA_U/7nVxzJ4pFyI/s400/market02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174604588055792850" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_jd-QsDOI/AAAAAAAAA_c/O2m5UaTop20/s1600-h/market03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_lYeQsDXI/AAAAAAAABAk/QfRo7WOwsyY/s400/market12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174606705474669938" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_lZOQsDYI/AAAAAAAABAs/2zmCmkSuRqU/s1600-h/market13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_lZOQsDYI/AAAAAAAABAs/2zmCmkSuRqU/s400/market13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174606718359571842" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_lZeQsDZI/AAAAAAAABA0/4hhmj-bj7XM/s1600-h/market14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_lZeQsDZI/AAAAAAAABA0/4hhmj-bj7XM/s400/market14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174606722654539154" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_lZ-QsDaI/AAAAAAAABA8/ST_DrT_0STE/s1600-h/market15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_lZ-QsDaI/AAAAAAAABA8/ST_DrT_0STE/s400/market15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174606731244473762" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_niOQsDbI/AAAAAAAABBE/FV0PBpuaWts/s1600-h/market16.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R8_niOQsDbI/AAAAAAAABBE/FV0PBpuaWts/s400/market16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174609072001650098" border="0" /></a>knuckleduster's new motto...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"its better than nothing"</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-23589987310408834152008-02-17T06:46:00.001-08:002008-12-08T18:31:03.150-08:00indians do it better. part 1.<div style="text-align: center;">found this 8.5 by eleven for sale in old delhi.<br />10 rupees later it is yours...<br /><br />haven't got a clue as to its purpose<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">but whatever it is,<br />i want to be involved.<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R7hMNlWBdPI/AAAAAAAAA60/3BzgXK05mxo/s1600-h/tigerface01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R7hMNlWBdPI/AAAAAAAAA60/3BzgXK05mxo/s400/tigerface01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167964368654136562" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R7j4nlWBdQI/AAAAAAAAA68/H_UgG7Xr9qc/s1600-h/tigerface02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R7j4nlWBdQI/AAAAAAAAA68/H_UgG7Xr9qc/s400/tigerface02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168153931330712834" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R7j4oVWBdRI/AAAAAAAAA7E/5I0OLaHGUbc/s1600-h/tigerface03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R7j4oVWBdRI/AAAAAAAAA7E/5I0OLaHGUbc/s400/tigerface03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168153944215614738" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span>obviously it is pretty fucking cool to have a goat head or tiger head<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">and</span><br />still be able to look smart in a pinstripe tie,<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">but</span><br />what is even more alluring,<br />to me at least,<br />is the other man in the blue suit.<br />dude's friend/colleague/nemesis just metamorphed right in front of him,<br />and he didn't even flinch.<br />he just sat there looking dapper.<br />cool as a cucumber.<br />i sort of love him.<br />so i've dubbed him.<br />he now goes by the moniker...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">larry legend</span>.<br /><br />boom.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R7j621WBdSI/AAAAAAAAA7M/focq3h6mBGI/s1600-h/legend.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R7j621WBdSI/AAAAAAAAA7M/focq3h6mBGI/s400/legend.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168156392346973474" border="0" /></a>knuckleduster.<br />"we are elitists."<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-90107552731161533382008-01-30T00:14:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:04.901-08:00knuckle up.<div style="text-align: center;">listen.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">i'm trying.<br />i know this has been dissapointing for you.<br />its been dissapointing for me.<br />and trying on my patience.<br />and sapping of my energy.<br />and wearing on my last.<br />and painful to the point of...<br /><br />but fuck it.<br />better late than never.<br />and i have an excuse.<br />i've been preparing.<br />i wanted to be thorough.<br />and that took time.<br />but here it is...<br /><br />each week(maybe).<br />1 small body of work.<br />with a legit explanation.<br />none of canepari's nonsensical.<br />clear.<br />concise.<br />too the point.<br /><br />ready.set.go.<br /><br />this week.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" >City of Widows</span>.<br />vrindivan, india.<br /><br /><strong style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: normal;">Vrindavan</strong><strong style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: normal;">,<br />in the north Indian state of Uttar Pradesh<br />is called the ‘City of Widows’.</strong> <p style="font-family: courier new;"><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">This is where upper-caste Hindu widows,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">disowned by their families,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">come to live.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Young or old,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">they spend their days singing hymns in temples,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"> in exchange for which they get some food</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">and a mere 15 cents a day.</span></strong></p><p style="font-weight: bold;"><strong style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: normal;">Unifem estimates there are 15,000 widows in Vrindivan,<br />and despite the aid of the government and NGOs,<br />the number appears to be growing.</strong><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R6A0FilYKzI/AAAAAAAAA1s/gdiZGhEsNsc/s1600-h/cowidows01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R6A0xSlYK5I/AAAAAAAAA2c/yLd1YMDqdng/s400/cowidows09.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161183194373434258" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R6A0xilYK6I/AAAAAAAAA2k/dEnm9S8kN8o/s1600-h/cowidows10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R6A0xilYK6I/AAAAAAAAA2k/dEnm9S8kN8o/s400/cowidows10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161183198668401570" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R6A0xylYK7I/AAAAAAAAA2s/WTvrjsSuXi0/s1600-h/cowidows11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R6A0xylYK7I/AAAAAAAAA2s/WTvrjsSuXi0/s400/cowidows11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161183202963368882" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R6A0yClYK8I/AAAAAAAAA20/E4BUyMuU0SA/s1600-h/cowidows12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R6A0yClYK8I/AAAAAAAAA20/E4BUyMuU0SA/s400/cowidows12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161183207258336194" border="0" /></a>read/listen to more about Vrindivan<br /><a href="http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-01-24-voa22.cfm">here</a><br />or<br /><a href="http://asiacalling.kbr68h.com/index.php/archives/1190">here</a>.<br /><br />the pleasure was mine.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-20765655077988082008-01-25T04:26:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:05.011-08:00canepari digs a ditch...<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R5nV1ilYKwI/AAAAAAAAA1U/jxEs91BSkdk/s1600-h/killwomen.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R5nV1ilYKwI/AAAAAAAAA1U/jxEs91BSkdk/s400/killwomen.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159389963922975490" border="0" /></a>and guess who's going in it??<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-58789616426411515962008-01-22T05:38:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:05.218-08:00weak inner ear.<div style="text-align: center;">stop thinking about carrottop.<br />stop thinking about carrottop.<br />stop thinking about carrottop.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R5Xyv1ciCkI/AAAAAAAAA1M/AovmhdY-XJc/s1600-h/420262465_60e6284b09.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R5Xyv1ciCkI/AAAAAAAAA1M/AovmhdY-XJc/s400/420262465_60e6284b09.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158295851837295170" border="0" /></a>i am getting desperate.<br />carrottop haunts my dreams.<br />i had to google "sweet innocent kittens" to counteract.<br />and now i can't stop thinking of the demon kitten on the left.<br />fuck me.<br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-78366377525045384862008-01-21T00:22:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:05.321-08:00mirrorface<div style="text-align: center;">what the fuck happened here??<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R5RWslciCjI/AAAAAAAAA1E/wTgiOPsOM90/s1600-h/ao5nwm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R5RWslciCjI/AAAAAAAAA1E/wTgiOPsOM90/s400/ao5nwm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157842797212076594" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-43649644780511580192008-01-18T23:53:00.000-08:002008-01-18T23:58:02.370-08:00whats a girl to do???<div style="text-align: center;">this has to be the world's coolest bicycle gang.<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n1wnOUH2jk8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n1wnOUH2jk8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />fuck brooklyn.<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-57877276065982990472008-01-13T15:29:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:05.773-08:00canepari gets lockjaw.<div style="text-align: center;"> i can't believe i'm about to do this...<br />it feels so wrong.<br />it just isn't me.<br /><br />but i'm trying...<br />(too hard??)<br />to turn a new leaf...<br /><br />here we go...<br /><br />i am sorry.<br />i haven't been there for you.<br />i have been lazy<br />and<br />i have been uninspired.<br />my selfishness has been ruthless<br />and<br />my vanity has been a virus.<br />i i i i i i i...<br /><br />you get the gist.<br /><br />i'll try harder.<br /><br />or maybe i won't.<br /><br />mind your own business.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4qgAFciChI/AAAAAAAAA00/CvoW-3efq5A/s1600-h/haircut06.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4qgAFciChI/AAAAAAAAA00/CvoW-3efq5A/s400/haircut06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155108646801246738" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4qgAlciCiI/AAAAAAAAA08/4C2qFEaFKp4/s1600-h/barber04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4qgAlciCiI/AAAAAAAAA08/4C2qFEaFKp4/s400/barber04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155108655391181346" border="0" /></a>canepari.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-74839077818914434932008-01-07T10:50:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:06.474-08:00david o. russel was right.<div style="text-align: center;">fuck it. <br />i'm now a voting republican.<br />it's obviously more fun.<br /><br />proof is in the pudding...<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />huckabee gets a shoeshine from a black man.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4J0_FciCdI/AAAAAAAAAz8/NUtz4M3shSk/s1600-h/huckabeeshoeshine2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4J0_FciCdI/AAAAAAAAAz8/NUtz4M3shSk/s400/huckabeeshoeshine2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152809550807697874" border="0" /></a>huckabee and chuck norris!<br />amazing.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4J0_VciCeI/AAAAAAAAA0E/2Dek2touz30/s1600-h/capt.89cde1b517af4a108b1dc3007ad8db09.huckabee_2008_new_hampshire_nhck106.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4J0_VciCeI/AAAAAAAAA0E/2Dek2touz30/s400/capt.89cde1b517af4a108b1dc3007ad8db09.huckabee_2008_new_hampshire_nhck106.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152809555102665186" border="0" /></a>the word you're looking for is "regift".<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4J0_lciCfI/AAAAAAAAA0M/MXNG2o6yTwE/s1600-h/r2300636729.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4J0_lciCfI/AAAAAAAAA0M/MXNG2o6yTwE/s400/r2300636729.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152809559397632498" border="0" /></a>huckabee mesmerizes.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4J0_lciCgI/AAAAAAAAA0U/xZpnDJRvl-I/s1600-h/iowa_elect_nite_15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R4J0_lciCgI/AAAAAAAAA0U/xZpnDJRvl-I/s400/iowa_elect_nite_15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152809559397632514" border="0" /></a>our world is a fantastic and weird place.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">we all should embrace its dysfunction and smile at it ridiculosity.<br />huckabee for president in 2008!<br />yeah god!<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-13174053629822438612007-12-31T15:57:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:06.660-08:00it can't get much worse;<div style="text-align: center;">so maybe it will get better...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R3mCTVciCcI/AAAAAAAAAzw/W53Z42_lYjM/s1600-h/misc11+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R3mCTVciCcI/AAAAAAAAAzw/W53Z42_lYjM/s400/misc11+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150290917560814018" border="0" /></a>here's to a brandnew perspective in 2008.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />happy new year!<br /><br />canepari loves you.<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-17001221787954780162007-12-22T16:35:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:07.384-08:00canepari is hotshit.<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R22urI8IjAI/AAAAAAAAAzg/-uB-AW5K-Og/s1600-h/blackness01.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R22urI8IjAI/AAAAAAAAAzg/-uB-AW5K-Og/s400/blackness01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146962005311654914" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R22uto8IjBI/AAAAAAAAAzo/IPaMdW_ucdM/s1600-h/blackness03.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R22uto8IjBI/AAAAAAAAAzo/IPaMdW_ucdM/s400/blackness03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5146962048261327890" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">it's mine.<br /><br />you can't have it.<br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-24524548482920309542007-12-19T01:42:00.001-08:002008-12-08T18:31:07.829-08:00scrape my knuckle.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2jnro8Ii-I/AAAAAAAAAzQ/gQ5El0tKTis/s1600-h/haircut03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2jnro8Ii-I/AAAAAAAAAzQ/gQ5El0tKTis/s400/haircut03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145617311180819426" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2jnr48Ii_I/AAAAAAAAAzY/3sq6-gpkvno/s1600-h/haircut02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2jnr48Ii_I/AAAAAAAAAzY/3sq6-gpkvno/s400/haircut02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145617315475786738" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-20654147198673866962007-12-18T07:16:00.001-08:002008-12-08T18:31:08.135-08:00knuckle sandwich<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2fklo8Ii8I/AAAAAAAAAzA/Gu1B6lV4usM/s1600-h/barber01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2fklo8Ii8I/AAAAAAAAAzA/Gu1B6lV4usM/s400/barber01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145332434590010306" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2fkl48Ii9I/AAAAAAAAAzI/hUqC8XHYZQg/s1600-h/misc06.jpg"><br /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-9172317175941914872007-12-17T07:08:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:08.404-08:00fuck the vegetable elite.<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aRyY8Ii2I/AAAAAAAAAyQ/Aly-7wKFbVc/s1600-h/pickle.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aRyY8Ii2I/AAAAAAAAAyQ/Aly-7wKFbVc/s400/pickle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144959919191526242" border="0" /></a><br />just like black rob.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-27926463787041738472007-12-12T19:39:00.001-08:002008-12-08T18:31:09.883-08:00float your boat.<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;">miroslav tichy likes photography (who doesn't?).<br />miroslav tichy likes girls (who doesn't?).<br />miroslav tichy likes building cameras out of garbage (?).<br /><br />miroslav tichy like photographing girls with cameras he builds out of garbage.<br /><br />art in its purest form. (stop bristling artfags)<br /><br />the whole point is do what you want.<br />you'll be happier.<br />you may not smell very good,<br />but<br />you'll be happier.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">this is what happens when a camera loses its job, its wife, its home and its dignity.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aykY8Ii7I/AAAAAAAAAy4/5SpG3sRzZ44/s1600-h/tichycamera.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aykY8Ii7I/AAAAAAAAAy4/5SpG3sRzZ44/s400/tichycamera.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144995962557074354" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqR03uJvI/AAAAAAAAAoc/_hE6SF8x3Vs/s1600-h/tichycamera.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqR03uJvI/AAAAAAAAAoc/_hE6SF8x3Vs/s400/tichycamera.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5126550236569675506" border="0" /></a>its true.<br />he does look homeless.<br />he also looks fairly skeevy.<br />but if you ignore all that,<br />and the dark way he is looking at your teenage daughter,<br />then you will see the man is a genius.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2ayj48Ii3I/AAAAAAAAAyY/ulZGvFAcBSM/s1600-h/tichy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2ayj48Ii3I/AAAAAAAAAyY/ulZGvFAcBSM/s400/tichy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144995953967139698" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqR03uJwI/AAAAAAAAAok/ygmH9eDWQrQ/s1600-h/tichy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqR03uJwI/AAAAAAAAAok/ygmH9eDWQrQ/s400/tichy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5126550236569675522" border="0" /></a>with the brownbagpaper frame, these retail at $10K.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aykI8Ii4I/AAAAAAAAAyg/91PmZc3IyE8/s1600-h/tichy01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aykI8Ii4I/AAAAAAAAAyg/91PmZc3IyE8/s400/tichy01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144995958262107010" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqSE3uJxI/AAAAAAAAAos/v9qYE6GL4Rw/s1600-h/tichy01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqSE3uJxI/AAAAAAAAAos/v9qYE6GL4Rw/s400/tichy01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5126550240864642834" border="0" /></a>this one is called,<br />"pink on the outside too."<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aykI8Ii5I/AAAAAAAAAyo/jsgM7dfEN5s/s1600-h/tichy02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aykI8Ii5I/AAAAAAAAAyo/jsgM7dfEN5s/s400/tichy02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144995958262107026" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqSE3uJyI/AAAAAAAAAo0/YXPzMHCa5HM/s1600-h/tichy02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqSE3uJyI/AAAAAAAAAo0/YXPzMHCa5HM/s400/tichy02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5126550240864642850" border="0" /></a>girls,<br />i pose the question to you...<br />you're 14 years old<br />and<br />you're laying out in your black satin bikini...<br />when you hear some grunting from the bushes...<br />next thing you know,<br />out jumps the fisher king.<br />he says something unintelligible(he's czech.),<br />and<br />then he points a piece of garbage at you,<br />and<br />he smiles.<br />then he moans a little<br />before<br />diving back into the bushes<br />never to be seen again.<br />how do you feel?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aykY8Ii6I/AAAAAAAAAyw/HGQvZ69PPGk/s1600-h/tichy03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R2aykY8Ii6I/AAAAAAAAAyw/HGQvZ69PPGk/s400/tichy03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144995962557074338" border="0" /></a></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqSE3uJzI/AAAAAAAAAo8/omqTqt4gIWs/s1600-h/tichy03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/RyUqSE3uJzI/AAAAAAAAAo8/omqTqt4gIWs/s400/tichy03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5126550240864642866" border="0" /></a>wow.<br />for more on chickenhawks and art, click<br /><a href="http://www.masters-of-fine-art-photography.com/02/artphotogallery/photographers/jock_sturges_01.html">here</a>.<br />or<br /><a href="http://photocollect.com/archives/cd6num17.html">here</a>.<br />or just watch this.<br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vZVk21Pco-c&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vZVk21Pco-c&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />there is a lesson to be learned here.<br />if you are considering getting into child pornography but are afraid of the consequences,<br />it seems there are 3 potential options.<br />first, buy an older camera.<br />second, photograph at sunset or in the woods or secretly.<br />or three, find a wealthy, credible child pornographer to fund you<br /><br />and voila,<br />now you can indulge and get rich!<br /><br />good for you!<br /><br />just joking guys.<br />i think the work you're doing is wonderful!<br />i won't lie,<br />any negative tone i may/may not be using,<br />is spawned (perfect word right?) from jealousy.<br />skeet.<br />skeet.<br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-32501512622065750852007-12-10T07:42:00.001-08:002008-12-08T18:31:11.566-08:00put me in your suitcase.<div style="text-align: center;">fuck, i'm a bad bloahgger.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">forget consistency and updates,<br />i can't even spell the word right.<br />and i had such high aspirations too.<br />at some point,<br />i promise to stir quality and quantity together for an awardwinner<br />but<br />for now,<br />all i got is some shitty digital photographs of my mom<br />and some anonymous white guru.<br />i know that sounds vague and unimpressive<br />but<br />i'm canepari,<br />and you should expect no more.<br /><br />so i guess i'll begin with my mom.<br />she's here in india.<br />her name is nina.<br />i love her very much<br />but<br />she is the direct cause of much agida and heartburn<br />(she's nuts and i'm nuts. bad combo.).<br /><br />despite my ill-humor,<br />i wholeheartedly agreed to joining her<br />for a weekend adventuring in the thick.<br />together we ventured to the city of varinasi,<br />seeking spiritual enlightenment and divine fulfillment!<br /><br />so here is how it works.<br />the river ganges is considered holy.<br />the city of varinasi is also considered holy.<br />where the holy river and the holy city meet it is like bonanza.<br /><br />so at the holy river,<br />next to the holy city,<br />needless to say,<br />life revolves around the water.<br /><br />the idea is simple.<br />if one<br />swims, bathes, drinks, licks, blowbubblesin,<br />treads, chickenfights, or marcopolos<br />in the river,<br />then one will automatically go to heaven.<br /><br />there is of course, a catch.<br />the river is filthy.<br />in fact, it is septic.<br />no oxygen.<br />just death.<br />oh well.<br />it's g.o.D.,<br />so fuck it.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11ouFZd8II/AAAAAAAAAwg/L5U2mhEQ9MI/s1600-h/vnasi06.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11ouFZd8II/AAAAAAAAAwg/L5U2mhEQ9MI/s400/vnasi06.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142381490459242626" border="0" /></a>for a laugh, nina and i decided we would shift roles for the weekend.<br />she photographed.<br />she makes hardcore, lowbrow blackNwhite street images.<br />generally, she likes to be in the action but once in a while,<br />she likes to break out the<br />zooooooooom.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11zmFZd8NI/AAAAAAAAAxI/sAkhOX7SDQE/s1600-h/vnasi01.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11zmFZd8NI/AAAAAAAAAxI/sAkhOX7SDQE/s400/vnasi01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142393447648194770" border="0" /></a>in case you missed it,<br />that's her photoface.<br />maybe the best photo i've ever taken.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R14JyVZd8PI/AAAAAAAAAxY/fwF5UAaqcwc/s1600-h/turkey03.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R14JyVZd8PI/AAAAAAAAAxY/fwF5UAaqcwc/s400/turkey03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142558584845758706" border="0" /></a>in the holy city,<br />next to the holy river,<br />people come to find g.o.<span style="font-style: italic;">d</span>.<br />spirituality, devotion, penitence, flatulance and my alltime least favorite...<br />soulsearching.<br /><br />we tried very hard to participate, but overall, we were unsuccesful.<br /><br />momma did get a red dot on her forehead.<br />then she made this face...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11hl1Zd7_I/AAAAAAAAAvY/fUpQWaMEKFU/s1600-h/vnasi02.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11hl1Zd7_I/AAAAAAAAAvY/fUpQWaMEKFU/s400/vnasi02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142373652143927282" border="0" /></a>my stepdad, vincent aka vinny from queens, got a hand massage from a local...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11hnlZd8BI/AAAAAAAAAvo/efBn2uPiBos/s1600-h/vnasi04.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11hnlZd8BI/AAAAAAAAAvo/efBn2uPiBos/s400/vnasi04.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142373682208698386" border="0" /></a>and canepari, as usual, made fun of others...<br /><br />in this case, i was particularly taken by this man.<br />(i added an arrow just in case you couldn't figure out who exactly i was talking about)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R14JyFZd8OI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/2xjnv7F0UTI/s1600-h/vnasi03.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R14JyFZd8OI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/2xjnv7F0UTI/s400/vnasi03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142558580550791394" border="0" /></a>maybe, he is the most amazing thing i have seen in this whole country.<br />not only was he surrounded by young and attractive westerners all dressed in white pajamas, but after the holy ceremony was completed, he had trouble getting past all the locals who wanted to touch him and kiss his feet.<br />i mean...<br />what??<br /><br />.<br /><br />i mean...<br />what???<br />i am dumbfounded.<br />i want to judge him.<br />i want to hate him.<br />but<br />i just can't stop staring at him.<br />he is so fascinating.<br />he is something special.<br /><br />is he...<br /><br />jesus??<br /><br />that's when i fainted.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11hoFZd8CI/AAAAAAAAAvw/kRc3xXrzZzg/s1600-h/vnasi05.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11hoFZd8CI/AAAAAAAAAvw/kRc3xXrzZzg/s400/vnasi05.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142373690798632994" border="0" /></a>when i came to,<br />i realized that if he can be a messiah<br />then i can be anything i want to be too.<br />unfortunately,<br />i'm not very ambitous or creative<br />so i settled on life as an oarsman.<br />the pay isn't so good<br />but<br />the benefits are obvious.<br /><br />thats my new boss.<br />i'd introduce him but i'm bad with names.<br />he says i'm a natural.<br />since nothing in my life has ever been natural,<br />i took it as a sign.<br />it. is. meant. to. be.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11ouVZd8JI/AAAAAAAAAwo/KCiMturoARQ/s1600-h/vnasi07.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R11ouVZd8JI/AAAAAAAAAwo/KCiMturoARQ/s400/vnasi07.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142381494754209938" border="0" /></a>also, i started my own english school.<br />it's called "awesome english".<br />mostly in an effort to brainwash and recruit disciples.<br />as the sign says,"leading righteousness."<br />in the first day of class,<br />the students learned valuable new vocab,<br />such as,<br />skullfucker, clusterfuck, knuckelsandwich and directdeposit.<br />also, some new dichos,<br />such as,<br />"she looks like she can suck a golfball<br />through 40 feet of garden hose."<br />then i showed them how to make a face like dangerfield.<br />like i said, righteousness.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R14OMlZd8QI/AAAAAAAAAxg/RI0AGJ48brg/s1600-h/vnasi10.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R14OMlZd8QI/AAAAAAAAAxg/RI0AGJ48brg/s400/vnasi10.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142563433863835906" border="0" /></a>so that's my new life.<br />i'm sorry but this will be my last blahg ever.<br />i know that may be hard to take for some of you,<br />but<br />i don't see how that's my problem.<br /><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">wish me luck.<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-29374424264082609932007-12-06T10:34:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:11.651-08:00i have a goldfish.<div style="text-align: center;">he has a hyena.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">for fucks sake, click <a href="http://www.pieterhugo.com/nigeria/index.html">here</a>.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R1hBlVZd79I/AAAAAAAAAvI/2rmUXLNj62I/s1600-h/7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R1hBlVZd79I/AAAAAAAAAvI/2rmUXLNj62I/s400/7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140931084298350546" border="0" /></a><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-57830889020728542062007-12-01T22:00:00.000-08:002007-12-01T22:06:14.318-08:00i still miss ja rule.<div style="text-align: center;">special thanks to the florida constituency.<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2pfQT7etnKg&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2pfQT7etnKg&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-78875151166532715142007-11-30T19:36:00.000-08:002007-11-30T20:06:46.545-08:00it's not allllll about canepari...<div style="text-align: center;">widmer thinks this is funny. so do <a href="http://www.thelittlestudioafrica.com/#pt=1&pi=10000&s=5&p=0&a=0&at=0">I</a>.<br />widmer thinks he is a good photographer. so do <a href="http://www.widmerphoto.com/#mi=1&pt=0&pi=1&s=0&p=-1&a=0&at=0"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">i</span></a>.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />don't forget about canepari.<br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-74675088361757892872007-11-25T01:10:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:11.771-08:00selleck forever.<div style="text-align: center;">the target seeking bullet gun.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">the 35th greatest fictional weapon of all time.<br />find out where selleck's moustache landed on that list by clicking on it. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wizarduniverse.com/magazine/wizard/006398688.cfm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0k-Gvcvz3I/AAAAAAAAArc/vl5_dzBqNnY/s400/runaway.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136705135529938802" border="0" /></a>i promise no more selleck. <br />for now. <br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-17869113828958305282007-11-22T18:46:00.001-08:002008-12-08T18:31:11.914-08:00bloody knuckle<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0Y_GPcvz2I/AAAAAAAAArU/AjIyvm_ULiQ/s1600-h/independence06.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0Y_GPcvz2I/AAAAAAAAArU/AjIyvm_ULiQ/s400/independence06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135861801521500002" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-32298744543837354092007-11-22T18:19:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:12.827-08:00kool moe dee. thanksgiving edition.<div style="text-align: center;">gizzard.<br /> heart.<br />turkey neck.<br />floppy, dark purple liver.<br />large cavity.<br />feathers.<br /> quills.<br />tweezers.<br /> needle nose pliers.<br />and my favoritefavorite...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">visible, little, pale knobs of fat.</span><br />boom.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0Y5RPcvzzI/AAAAAAAAAq8/S6FSM5wnH4I/s1600-h/turkey02.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0Y5RPcvzzI/AAAAAAAAAq8/S6FSM5wnH4I/s400/turkey02.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135855393430294322" border="0" /></a>n.i.n.a.<br />now you all know why i make scrunchy faces when i'm taking pictures...<br />it's genetic.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0Y5Rfcvz0I/AAAAAAAAArE/rm40U71ENdU/s1600-h/turkey03.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0Y5Rfcvz0I/AAAAAAAAArE/rm40U71ENdU/s400/turkey03.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135855397725261634" border="0" /></a>master.<br />blaster.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0Y5Rfcvz1I/AAAAAAAAArM/JwLH53gmFQo/s1600-h/turkey04.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0Y5Rfcvz1I/AAAAAAAAArM/JwLH53gmFQo/s400/turkey04.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135855397725261650" border="0" /></a> is it more the D.O.C. than kool moe??<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">pre-voice box that is. <br />by the way, good for him for trying a comeback and all, but a rapper with a voicebox?? <br />gangster for sure but also sort of creepy in a hospice sort of way. <br />like your great aunt shirley that had the oxygen tank and smelled like old flowers. <br /><br />gobble.<br />gobble.<br />gobble.<br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-470566328698292622007-11-20T00:52:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:19.532-08:00masticulation.<div style="text-align: center;">i hate my blahg.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />i wish this were my <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://iheartphotograph.blogspot.com/">blog.</a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0KhUfcvzyI/AAAAAAAAAq0/PDeFeOk2KFE/s1600-h/Ted1_Katalog.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0KhUfcvzyI/AAAAAAAAAq0/PDeFeOk2KFE/s400/Ted1_Katalog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134843898567315234" border="0" /></a>sort of. <br />well not really.<br />sometimes.<br />meshugana?<br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707174917312190320.post-4997038442089520492007-11-19T20:58:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:31:19.742-08:00bloody knuckle<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0JqHPcvzxI/AAAAAAAAAqs/YI15kmiqBco/s1600-h/makiabari03+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5XUvzyVxbwY/R0JqHPcvzxI/AAAAAAAAAqs/YI15kmiqBco/s400/makiabari03+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134783197794520850" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0